Onward...

In the near future I will be relocating to the great state of...oh wait, it's just a District... anyway, to Washington D.C. I am very excited about this move. Though the typical fear of the unknown and the sense that I'm leaving behind all the important people in my life have had some effect on me. Regardless, I'm ready for the move. Being the slacker that everyone already knows I am, I am going to do another Top 5 list, instead of an in depth piece on why I'm excited to be moving to the D.C. Metro Area. Top 5 lists are just so freakin easy.

5. More than one legal institution- They make the laws there, so the law firms follow. Hopefully someone there will be so desperate for decent labor that I can get hired. Either that or every over qualified politico-wannabe in the nation will have moved there before me, and will have taken every job...

4. Traffic- Oh wait, I hate traffic, I really really hate traffic. But they have a subway, so I don't even have to care yet.

3. Professional Sports- Oh yes, I can go see the Nationals, Wizards, Capitals, and the Redskins. If I get really desperate I can drive to Baltimore to see the Orioles, but I won't. In reality the only team I like is the Nats, but I can adapt, right?

2. College Sports- Georgetown Basketball, American University Basketball, University of Maryland basketball and football. Another great thing is that all the Big East schools come to play Georgetown, and the ACC schools come to play Maryland. George Washington also has an up and coming basketball team. All these schools have volleyball as well, and we all know that's my favorite.

1. General Excitement- I just want to do something. I need to get the hell out of my house.